fire and effervescence

neithercrazynorfree:

Naruto is not that serious except for sns that’s the most serious thing in the world but everything else isn’t serious at all


waxcat:

clodiuspulcher:

bauliya:

bauliya:

everyone’s like wehhhhh why doesn’t doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that’s been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

“it’s medical malpractice” have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

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froody:

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.



lesfeuxfollets:

“I lack,’ said Laurent, ‘the easy mannerisms that are usually shared with,’ you could see him pushing the words out, ‘a lover.’ ‘You lack the easy mannerisms that are usually shared with anyone,’ said Damen.”

Captive Prince — Book II, XIX ½


barbieist:

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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prohaloplayer:

sanitymakesposts:

prohaloplayer:

radiationcat196:

prohaloplayer:

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

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these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures


colorsinautumn:

in the mood to receive a $100k check from taylor swift.


despazito:

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Average tumblr response to being asked to do their own research

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